internet in italy

The internet here has this thing where some times a site will be working perfectly fine, and your internet connection is perfectly fine, but it decides to just be lazy and not even bother loading a page.

Internet, I just want you to know that I know that the connection is fine, and that I know you were just on the same site on which I'm now trying to load a different page.

My theory: the internet is Italian here, and like all Italians, especially those in community positions such as post and police offices, it just really doesn't want to work.

Q: Seriously, who works?
A: Not Italians.